The 19th? Annual Phoenix Idiotarod

Downtown Phoenix 1 N. Central Ave., Phoenix, AZ, United States

The Phoenix Idiotarod celebrates the classical tradition of drunken shopping cart racing, shamefully excluded from the next as well as every previous Olympics. We're too late to design our own cart (unless...?) but we could get some beers, watch the idiots go by, and potentially crash the afterparty.

Free

The Reverend Horton Heat (with Black Joe Lewis, Piñata Protest)

The Marquee Theatre 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe, AZ, United States

The preeminent psychobilly bandleader returns to the valley with blues-funk revivalist Black Joe Lewis, featuring mariachi-punk outfit Piñata Protest. A variety of goofy, punk-inflected roots music for the whole (Harper) family.

$27

The Zeros (with The Jerk Officers, French Girls)

The Nile Theater 105 W. Main St., Mesa, AZ, United States

Classic Southern California punk outfit The Zeros re-re-unites, this time apparently without founding member Robert Lopez, a.k.a. "El Vez" the world's preeminent Mexican Elvis impersonator. Opening acts the Jerk Officers, as the aesthetics of their name suggest, espouse a back-to-basics hardcore punk philosophy; French Girls also tread familiar territory, though perhaps not as a principled stance.

$12

Warren G

The Marquee Theatre 730 N. Mill Ave., Tempe, AZ, United States

I'm tweaking into a whole new era; G-funk, step to this, I dare ya. Funk on a whole new level—the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble.

$40

Kool Keith (with MC Homeless)

The Rebel Lounge 2303 E. Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ, United States

Genuinely one of the most innovative stylists in hip-hop history, Ultramagnetic MCs alumnus Kool Keith secured rap immortality with his seminal 1996 release Dr. Octagonecologyst, a concept album written from the perspective of his alter ego Dr. Octagon, an evil gynecologist from the planet Jupiter.

$25.82

Melrose Street Fair

Melrose District N. 7th Ave. and W. Glenrosa Ave., Phoenix, AZ, United States

It's a street fair! It's free! You can buy tchotchkes and go to the local bars! Depending on your tolerance for people in leather dog masks, it's kid friendly! It's for charity (probably?)!

Free